Things like this gorgeous dress, which can be yours for only $32.75.
And this tutu skirt, a bargain at just $28.75.
But as every good What Not To Wear watcher knows, you can't buy just one piece. You have to get a whole outfit. So into my cart went this adorable little bodysuit, just $16.75.
Of course, it's cold in Indiana, so I figured she'd need a sweater to keep her warm. Cue this number...
And these tights (those are ballerina shoes, in case you can't tell).
Back out into the virtual shopping arena I went, only to find this ridiculously cute penguin hoodie (which makes the register ring to the tune of $24.75):
Which obviously needed this shirt ($19.75):
And these pants ($26.75):
Finally, just for shits and giggles, I added this coat (a whopping $39.00):
The damage? Two hundred thirty four freaking dollars. And I didn't even get the polka dot shoes, or faux leopard print boots. Luckily, it was a virtual shopping cart, so I could abandon ship without anybody seeing my embarrassingly bare wallet.
And that, my friends, is why I shop at Target.